The Chicago Way

godbamaLast night I watched the movie The Untouchables and, in one scene, the Sean Connery character explains The Chicago Way to the Kevin Costner character: “You put one of ours in the hospital, we put one of yours in the morgue.” As South Side Barry carefully manages the destruction of our free market system and oversees the demise of America, his minions continue to employ a similar philosophy to crush those who would stand in their way.

Anybody notice the front page crucifixion of competitor Toyota while Chrysler’s air bag defects and Government Motors’ dangerous steering problems go all but unnoticed? You must have noticed the difference between the government news media’s treatment of New York Governor Patterson, who accepted a couple of free tickets to a ballgame and Congressman Rangel, who’s rampant illegal and amoral skullduggery has finally spilled over and can no longer be ignored … not completely anyway. Throw Patterson under the bus? Hell, they’re catapulting him under a garbage truck! What about Rangel? Aw shucks, he’s a crook but he’s still such a nice guy. Wait a minute … don’t both of these fallen saints sport the same capital ‘D’ after their name? Gee, if only the New York Guv would have resigned from his sagging campaign when Obama made him an offer he couldn’t refuse …

It makes you wonder what kinds of threats are being made against the ten Congressmen that were summoned to the White House last week.  You know, the ones that voted against The Nutty Professor’s healthcare disaster the first time it slithered up The Hill? I’m so sick and tired of hearing the rigid Marxist ideologues continue to defend the indefensible that my head is about ready to pop! They keep pointing to the number of times the so-called  nuclear option has been used in the past, all the while ignoring the fact that its purpose was never for anything but reconciling budgetary differences [thus the name 'reconciliation'] and the results have always been bi-partisan. It was never used, or meant to be used, by a single party for major life-changing legislation, which has already been rejected by the vast majority of Americans, and which dramatically affects nearly 20% of our economy for decades to come.

On a weekend TV talk fiasco I watched this morning, one half-truther when reminded about the dangers of introducing a ’simple majority’ vote to matters of such national importance offered, “That’s like saying if you look at a drunk who takes a drink everyday for years, that this next one is the drink that’s going to kill him.” Excuse me, but if that next drink is chugging an entire bottle of booze … YES! The bill these guys are trying to pour down our throats is like chugging a quart, not just a shot! It will prove equally toxic both to those who pour the drink as well as those of us who are forced to swallow its vial contents!

As with the failure of everything else he has touched, Obama has pretty much managed to keep his fingerprints off this one too … except, after enough doublespeak, enough lies, enough deceit and enough treachery, I think this time the American people finally get it! Um-m-m, whatever happened to the old tradition of tar and feathers, anyway?

R.S.F.

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The Bill and the ‘Bama

bama-at-healthcareWould someone please inform The Nutty Professor that the office of the presidency is not a trophy or a prize? He’s not playing a pickup basketball game on the South Side of Chicago, although he seems to be having difficulty finding the hoop these days. It is a sacred office to be revered and honored … it is the position of being the most powerful man in the greatest country on Earth. Clearly, he understands none of these things. If I hear him remind legislators one more time that, “I won” or “I’m the President”, I think I’m going to have an Exorcist-style reverse protein spill! When my left-tilting friends hear me criticize ‘Bama they say that, even if I don’t respect the man, I should at least respect the office. My reply is, usually, that I used to and will again as soon as he or someone who replaces him does.

Meanwhile, the sham billed as a “Healthcare Conference” is behind us and may go down in history as the greatest backfire since Henry Ford cranked up his first Model ‘T’. Originally designed to produce a GOP scapegoat for Democrats to finger, when Americans rise up against the four thousand scraps of paper they’re trying to shove down our throats … the Republicans turned out to be well spoken, well prepared and offered solid solutions. To make matters worse, their guests from across the aisle knew more about the existing legislation than the Dems themselves! Even Liberal web sites are saying it was the Republicans’ day.

3-blind-miceReid and Pelosi led off the meeting with a string of lies and doublespeak that have all been regurgitated before. A still arrogant, stammering ‘Bama closed the affair by plunging the dagger still further into the heart of bi-partisanship by making it quite clear that, ultimately, health care was going to be his way or no way.

As I listen to the whole debate, I have yet to hear anyone speak about actually providing quality care … both sides only talk about coverage. What good is everyone being covered if they can’t get the kind of care they need when they need it? It’s like overlooking the fact that the concept of reform and the bill currently on the table are not the same thing, or that you don’t have to destroy the best health care system in the world for 300 million people in order to cover a mere 30 million [a number which leaves plenty of room for serious question].

Speaking of questions, I wonder if the Republicans will continue to embrace their newly rediscovered Conservative roots and whether the voting public will finally come to understand that none of this is about health care in the first place … but, rather, it’s all about power! Only time will tell and the ultimate answer will come in November at the most important tea party of them all.

R.S.F.

P.S. - Acid test for health care bill: You know the legislation is good enough for you when Congress accepts the plan for their own coverage, too!

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What Color Is The Sky In Their World?

sky-in-your-world1Icy temperatures are sweeping the country, the nation’s capitol is locked down,  violent snowstorms hurled at us by global climate change have closed schools and displaced children who are starving in the streets! Only government can save us…only government can end this madness! Such are conditions in the dizzying world of the left leaning Liberal.

You know what? When I was a kid, we called it weather and we expected snow in winter…otherwise we called it summer. Those silly teachers never taught us that hot makes cold or that the big ball of fire in the sky has no effect on temperature at my house. Why, my folks even shared some of their food with me and I used to cherish days off from school…imagine that. On snow days we made snowmen, snow forts, had snowball fights or earned a couple of bucks shoveling the stuff. Gee…things really have changed!

unhealthy-school-foodBut wait a minute. With 25 percent of their plows out of service [about 50 or 60], Washington can’t help itself, that’s why it shut down. In truth, the food they serve at school is even worse for you than chowing down at Mickey D’s…some of the meat is just one step above pet food! And would someone please explain to me what children do for lunch over summer vacation or during those innumerable school holidays while their teachers are off playing on our tax dollar instead of teaching? It just seems to me a little more parental involvement and a little less government interference is a more suitable solution than partisan political panic. No, dear children, Conservatives and Republicans do not want you to starve.

I never figured I’d agree with multi-millionaire Al Gore on anything but he was right after all about global warming...the debate is over. It is now documented as a hoax, a fabrication, the greatest deception in world history. I’m frankly getting tired of listening to the Democrat Left defending the indefensible. It’s time to bust the bubble of those power-grabbing Utopians and get back to a workable reality. By the way…somebody tell that kid to put down the sled and get back to school, so he can have something to eat!

R.S.F.

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Radical Rhetoric

stalinists-gatherThe Democrat machine is running out of gas — especially in Massachusetts.  Perhaps that’s the price of opposition to drilling for more fuel. The weak gusts of hot air from their wind turbines seem to be waning and they’ve not only last-resorted to name calling but, once again, are proving their disconnect with the American people. Scott Brown is now being labeled a radical by the Stalinist vultures in Washington.

From their far left perch, I’m sure Conservatives look that way. Brown has pointed out the seat he is seeking is THE PEOPLE’S SEAT, not that of Kennedy or the Democrats. Now, there’s a radical idea! It’s just that kind of thinking that other radicals like Washington, Jefferson, Madison and their ilk crafted into the greatest nation on earth. You know, the arrogant, decadent place we live — the one our ‘change merchants’ are trying to destroy with their totalitarian policies.

As a last ditch effort, Democrats are trying to associate Brown with the ‘Tea Bag’ movement as if that would be his undoing. Do they not understand that what they consider a derogatory term is actually the voice of the people crying out to be heard or do they care so little about our will and their own political futures? In 1776, tea-baggers were called patriots; ironically, today’s patriots are called tea-baggers.

I’m relieved to see the likes of Clinton and Obama trying to effect the rescue of yet another corrupt crony. For a while, I was afraid ‘the kiss of death’ wouldn’t show up — everywhere Obama has gone the Democrat candidate went down in flames! Now it’s time for Acorn and the SEIU thugs to show up, over-register, fabricate and revive dead voters. Because of their usual skullduggery, Scott Brown will need more than his current four point lead in the polls to pull this one out.

Whether he actually beats Coakley or only comes close, of two things we can be sure: The Left will find a way [like employing the 51 vote Nuclear Option] to ram some version of Obamacare down our throats and, in November, all participating culprits will pay an historically heavy price for their offensive actions.

R.S.F.

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Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner

two-turkeysOnce upon a time there was a young gobbler named Thomas who, more than anything else, wanted to be invited to a Thanksgiving dinner.  He had heard stories about great mounds of delicious food — a fantastic feast with family and friends gathered around a massive table.  Thomas even imagined himself dressing for the occasion!  He pushed out his chest and strutted proudly around the barnyard hoping to get noticed.

Thanksgiving was, after all, an important holiday.  If there were no Thanksgiving, how would we know that Christmas and New Years were coming — not to mention Hanukah, Kwanza and a host of other traditional holidays? Some folks called it ‘Turkey Day‘, although Thomas had never been told exactly why.  He knew the words must have some kind of very special meaning, because no one ever talked about Thanksgiving without talking about turkeys.  He closed his eyes and pictured himself as guest of honor at such a glorious celebration.  M-m-m-m — pass the cranberries!

At school, he learned revisionist history about people called Pilgrims who were so dopey that when their boat first came to America it landed on a rock and they didn’t even know how to feed or clothe themselves.  The Indians (They didn’t become Native-Americans for another 300 years), who were already here, had to show them how to do everything — and to say thanks, the Pilgrims slaughtered every last one of them!  Then they had a big feast to celebrate the butchery and called it Thanksgiving.

Somehow, that didn’t sound right to Thomas.  I mean, why would the Pilgrims kill all the people who were helping them?  Besides, the Pilgrims were religious people and knew that God wouldn’t like that.  There must be another explanation for Thanksgiving and he was determined to find it — and to find out about the important role that turkeys play in the festivities.  Another story that sounded more plausible was told to him by the wise old Grandpa Turkey who sat by the big brown tree stump at the head of the barnyard.

It seems that the Pilgrims who landed on the rock had an arrangement where all the people would put everything they made or grew into a big storehouse. Then when somebody needed something, they would just take it.  From each according to his ability to each according to his need sounded pretty good, at first.  But some people were lazy and let others do the work — yet they took as much as anyone else from the big storehouse.  The people who did all the work said, “The heck with this noise!” and stopped working. With no one producing anything, they all nearly starved.

The head Pilgrim said, “Okay, from now on each individual keeps whatever he creates and can use it, sell it, or trade it for other things he needs.  The free market system worked and so did all the people!  They even traded with the Indians and invited them to the first celebration of their new found prosperity — a celebration of Capitalism which today we know as Thanksgiving!

Even though the wise old turkey’s story made more sense, it still didn’t explain why some people called the day, ‘Turkey Day’.  When Thomas told of his dream to be invited to the glorious celebration, the horrified Grandpa Turkey exclaimed, “Holy giblets!  Have you lost your head?”

Once the special role of the turkey was fully explained, Thomas began to tremble.  It was only then that he noticed the shiny metal thing with a long wooden handle on top of the brown wooden stump, and heard the squeak of the gate as farmer Fred entered the pen. Thomas quickly sucked in his chest and tried to look smaller.

As Thanksgiving approaches, I think about Thomas a great deal and look forward to a festive holiday with family and friends — as well as with our guest of honor.  Remember just like elections, wishes have consequences.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

R.S.F

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The Ant and the Grasshopper

ant-and-grasshopperI received this e-Mail from a friend the other day and would like to share the stories with you in case you haven’t seen them.  Any resemblance between version number two and the current government regime’s method of operation is purely intentional.

Two different versions — two different morals.  When referring to the Left, I use the term “moral” advisedly.

Traditional - Version #1:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

Moral of the story: Be responsible for yourself!

Contemporary - Version #2:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, ‘It’s Not Easy Being Green.’

Acorn stages a demonstration in front of the ant’s house where the news stations film the group singing, ‘We shall overcome.’  Rev. Jeremiah Wright then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper’s sake.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti- Grasshopper Discrimination Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant’s old house, crumbles around him because he doesn’t maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

Moral of the story: Be careful how you vote in 2010. The rights you save may be your own!

So it is written — so it shall be.

R.S.F.

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Kid in the Attic - Update

Balloon Boy: Sheriff holds news conference calling incident a hoax!

I think the headline from Entertainment Weekly speaks for itself — just click on it to read the article. I’m happy to see they’re ‘throwing the book‘ at the parents. Hopefully, it’s not too late to set the kids on the right path!

The Kid in the Attic

flying-saucer-balloonWhether or not the saga of that boy thought to be in the runaway balloon is true or some kind of hoax, the family should be receiving a pretty hefty bill for search and rescue resources that were put into play. Should be, but I’m not holding my breath. They never seem to charge those goofy-Guses who go out and get stuck on a mountain because “it was there,” so I doubt this will be any different.

While I’m glad things turned out well for the boy, I should think there would be more than an invoice to pay if it was a hoax. There are severe penalties for turning in a false fire alarm and this event triggered a whole lot more than a few red trucks and a spotted dog.

I just don’t find the family’s story credible or their acting very convincing. The kid hiding in the attic while admitting he heard people calling him, saying he “was told he was doing it for the show” — plus having a couple of reverse protein spills during questioning in front of a national television audience didn’t help persuade me of anyone’s sincerity either.

Personally, I think the entire family is loopy and, if I were a betting man, I’d say the whole matter was as phony as Global Warming — or cooling — or whatever that new political religion is about.

R.S.F.

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